hollyblueagate:

chlstarrbaby:

thekingmickey:

dimetrodone:

hollyblueagate:

zagreus:

hollyblueagate:

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

Originally posted by kevinarsenault

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

fivefeetunder:

“May 5th, host Donald Glover with musical guest Childish Gambino!”

coralscanvas:

whedonesque:

Humans: Yes. We genetically engineered dinosaurs, and we will thrive. We will rule over them, and we will call it… Jurassic World.

Dinosaurs: I think we should call it your grave!

Humans: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

My favourite text post on tumblr. Ever.

vannjaren:

nocturnaldaemonia:

svartya:

sixpenceee:

This incredible giant chrome T-rex skeleton was installed in 2013 next to the Seine River in Paris.

WHAT HOW DID I MISS THIS I WAS THERE IN 2015

SAME HERE HOW DID WE MISS THIS

HOLY SHIT WHY DID I NEVER SEE THIS BEFORE

dukeofbookingham:

‪“What have you learned in grad school?”‬

‪“Well I’ve now mastered the art of drinking coffee in the shower, so”‬

mszombi:

sandandglass:

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

This is the second photoset of this comedian I’ve seen on my dash and I absolutely have to look her up because she seems delightful

teamrocketing:

janothar:

urulokid:

teamrocketing:

Y’know when people use the Tolkien quote “Not all those who wander are lost” as inspirational.. It’s just.. That line was referring to Sauron’s evil servants being around in Middle Earth.. Not about your boho journey to South Cali in a rented minivan..

I don’t know where, when, or how OP pulled this from the depths of their asshole and decided to splatter it across the internet as Fact, and I really don’t care, because this is the full poem.

All that is gold does not glitter/Not all those who wander are lost/The old that is strong does not wither/Deep roots are not reached by the frost/From the ashes a fire shall be woken/Alight from the shadows shall spring/Renewed shall be blade that was broken/The crownless again shall be king.

In text, Bilbo fucking Baggins wrote that poem for Aragorn and the Rangers, who don’t have homes and wander around the West of Middle Earth generally being badass and saving people and protecting the good left in the world.

It’s not about the servants of Sauron. It’s not even close to being about Sauron. Go home, you’re drunk.

I wanna see OP fight Stephen Colbert.

I know I shouldn’t keep reblogging my own ancient Tolkien misinterpretation, but I just want to say that seeing yourself being dragged on the internet like this is fucking hysterical. “I don’t know where, when, or how OP pulled this from the depths of their asshole and decided to splatter it across the internet as Fact” is absolutely iconic. Thank you @urulokid for ending my life so beautifully

ryrythescienceguy:

nerdgul:

shadowdragonia:

max-thepinkhairlesbian:

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

Originally posted by jupiter2

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

blue-darner:

hinaofficial:

wheres that one green text post from 4chan of the guy that was at the club and didnt know how to dance so he just did a bunch of gun reload animations from different games

1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

bongboops:

ladyjolder:

voidbat:

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

Demon to my now exposed leg:

rainbowrowell:

fanbows:

@rainbowrowell reminding us why she’s our queen 👑

(x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

Sharing because I did in fact say all this – not because I feel 👑-ly 

arandomthot:

These unwanted interactions happen way too frequently